北方的秋天真是可怕,说冷,今天就得穿毛衣,说热,明天还得套短袖,就在这么一冷一热,一场大雨一天大太阳之下,我终于华丽的中招了,着凉,发烧,拉肚子,着实折腾的够呛。
健康第一,改天再八!
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北方的秋天真是可怕,说冷,今天就得穿毛衣,说热,明天还得套短袖,就在这么一冷一热,一场大雨一天大太阳之下,我终于华丽的中招了,着凉,发烧,拉肚子,着实折腾的够呛。
健康第一,改天再八!
我发现写blog也不是很难,只要有一颗随时随地三八的心,以及对任何事情都发表看法的欲望,嗯,俺终于知道那个仙姑达人为啥每天都有blog写了,丫比我还三八。
一个邻居要举行婚礼了,就是前一篇blog里面那个邻居女,简称芦柴棒吧,他瘦的程度已经出奇了,笑的时候都嘬腮,他老公就是那个内蒙汉子,倒是又白又胖,就简称白胖吧。他们俩其实早就领证了,但是因为去年芦柴棒家里有白事,就把婚礼定在了今年。
按说办婚礼是个高兴的事,但是事情到芦柴棒这里,就没那么简单了,为啥呢,还是因为他小气,钱上面超级计较,而且由于之前跟白胖的那场战争,芦柴棒越发有了更年期提前的征兆。
芦柴棒在小区的人缘并不好,之前他跟那个前男友已经列为小区里拒绝往来户了,分手跟了白胖以后,冰冻的关系才缓和了过来。但是啊,人的这个性格真的是根深蒂固的,改起来没那么容易,就算表面上改了一些,根儿还是那样。自从年初开始,他就四处跟人说今年要办婚礼,就我记得的,说了不下三四次,内容不外乎是一定要来参加什么的,不管熟的不熟的,挨个说,目的很明确,去不去的份子钱可别省。有一次碰到另外一个邻居,男生,很气的说,刚才芦柴棒跟他说,我xxxx举办婚礼,你跑不了!这个男生邻居说,有这么说话的么,我欠他的啊,为了份子钱至于么!
回家仔细想想,芦柴棒这几年从工作到家庭都不是很顺,虽然说跟白胖结婚算是一件喜事,可是他们从结婚到现在,基本没有停止过家庭争吵,有时候半夜三更吵大发了,芦柴棒就连夜跑到别人家去住。而工作上,自从我认识他开始到现在有5年了,其中他只正正经经上过1年半的班,其他时间都是失业,每天在小区里面四处乱晃。而工作不顺利的原因,应该有二,一个是他的工作属于非技术性的,做做人事做做行政,这样的工作除非你做到一定的级别,不然人家为什么要花钱请一个三十多岁的人来呢?第二个就是他的人际关系很差,这点应该是他的致命伤。
芦柴棒的面相本身就属于很凶的,想想看,笑的时候都嘬腮,不笑的时候多可怕啊。而他对人永远是冷冷的,没什么表情,说事情也是紧皱眉头。而自从这次跟白胖吵架以后,芦柴棒又有了愤世嫉俗的倾向,看到什么都生气,狗叫他就上去抓住扇巴掌,跟人说话没几句就开始变得难听了,尖酸刻薄。就现在的情况看起来,很少有人能心平气和的跟他聊天。说实话这几天我看见他心里都有点怕,今天在朋友那里不小心碰到他,他从椅子上抬头看了我一眼,没有打招呼,没有表情,冰冷的眼神让我突然觉得,我是不是惹他不高兴了,办完事情慌慌张张的我就跑了。
这样的性格和接人待物,在一个人事或行政部门,该是多么让大家心里不舒服啊,所以也难怪公司一裁员,第一个就是他,谁愿意每天对着一副晚娘面孔的人呢。他这几年一直跟我抱怨,说他的运气不好,其实我很想跟他说,运气是一方面,但是当运气来了有了好的工作机会的时候,他这样的性格,能够把握住吗?我怀疑。
这两天在开心网玩小游戏,也就是牧场种地,钓鱼养鱼什么的,玩着玩着就发现有意思的事情了。
一个朋友的亲戚,原本是一个大大咧咧的男生,缺筋少弦的,后来一个不贴谱的肥女给他介绍了一个女朋友,长相嘛……想象一下没有泡发的海带吧。
自从缺筋和海带好了,这个娃子明显不一样了,最突出的就是玩游戏。以前缺筋玩游戏的风格是怕没人去他那里偷菜钓鱼,天天发状态给大家通报家里什么东西熟了,又能偷了,但凡有个手慢点没偷着的,他还能送人家俩。现在呢,缺筋和海带家里的鱼塘,是人都不能在那里钓鱼,来一个轰走一个,自己的鱼能用保护卡的就用保护卡,不能用的就先自己钓上来,实在没辙了,就只养最低数量的鱼,而他俩呢,在别人家又钓又网,玩的那叫一个高兴。
这种行为用北京话说,叫鸡贼。
其实玩游戏玩到这地步,也算是人才了,不过回头想想,两口子一块生活,互相的影响确实很大。
某邻居,女的,前男友是个极其小气的人,当年女生的房子还没收时,前男友带着邻居女在一期的邻居家蹭饭蹭睡,几天几天不回家,弄得后来大家走路都躲着,这个女生自然也沾染了这些。后来两人分手,邻居女嫁了另外一个内蒙汉子,不熟,听说是个极贴谱的男人,收入虽然不稳定,但能够合理安排家庭开支。结果结婚至今也就1年多,俩人因为钱吵翻天了,闹的小区好几天不安宁。真不晓得前男友的影响是不是至今都无法消散。
某邻居,男的,曾经是一个有理想的青年,文艺气息,有些品味,做事情有想法也肯出力,结果某次不小心被他现任老婆缠上,每天都是吵闹打架,两个人闹的都没心思上班,想分分不掉,原本挺好的工作后来也没了,此男终于越来越颓废,人胖的走了型,之前的乐器早就发霉长锈,自己开了几个小店,每天奔波在进货卖货的路上,他老婆则是每天推着孩子在小区里传播和制造八卦。
某前同事,女的,也是一个没心没肺,脑子直的很的人,虽然平时不贴谱但绝对没有坏心眼,可是自从认识了现在的男朋友,整个人都变了,变得非常算计,最典型的事情,有一次录影,他找来的那些群众演员因为钱的问题吵了起来,原因很简单,他从中间拿来钱,群演不答应,按说你既然想赚这样的钱,就得能摆平这些事情,可是人家倒好,看见群演跟他吵了起来,扭头转身跑了,现场搁在哪儿管都不管,害得全组人给他收拾烂摊子,会计差点气疯了过去。事后公司老板跟他说你来公司把事情说清楚,然后办理离职。结果人家大小姐一声不吭偷偷跑到公司把所有的文档都删掉了,然后跟老板说,你把工资给我结了,不然办公室的钥匙我不还你!公司老板差点心脏病发……
记得以前有一个人曾经说过,你如果想认识一个人的本质,那就一定要认识他的老公/老婆,选择什么样的人,代表了他最深层的想法。其实我倒是觉得,选择的对象未必是这个人深层的想法,但,肯定会是他以后人品的印证。
我决定争取每天上来记录点什么事情,权当闲的没事自己给自己讲八卦了,以后闲的没事儿翻翻还能当个乐儿看。
前段时间有个朋友打电话给我,说江湖救急后期机房帮个忙,给一个栏目做样片,反正公司倒了闲着也是闲着,第二天约了好了地方,见面。
KFC门口,第一次见到总导演,一个bobo头,大花裙子的年轻姑娘,有点讶异,二十出头的姑娘,能成为总导演要么有路子要么有本事。
节目说简单也简单,45分钟一集纯外景的旅游节目,说不简单吧,恰好是我不擅长的台湾风格,几年前曾经做过4期,到现在还心有余悸,但是既然已经答应了,2集样片而已,咬咬牙弄吧,莫想到这是另外一个噩梦的开始。
这个总导演的路子很奇怪,跟投资人吵,对艺人掌控度不够,钱没有到手就敢拉着几十号人马跑到云南出外景,但是做后期时行动力超差。2个星期相处下来,我对这个姑娘的性格超级好奇,可惜怎么也问不出来出生资料,只知道是水瓶座的,八卦八卦,没有星盘就用塔罗,抽了3张这位总导演的性格牌。

很精彩的三张牌,超级刺眼的币后,一个是财如命守财奴的女人。塔和杖侍,为了赚钱不择手段,可惜分不清方向失败的居多,还不甘心。没有一张代表头脑的牌,思维不清晰,做事没计划,唉。
这样的性格怎么可能跟投资方相处的愉快,难怪投资方口口声声说他的骗子……
今天刚刚接到消息,投资方那边连样片的钱都没有给,如果找不到新的投资方,这笔钱就得他所在的公司赔进去了,估计50w左右,可是公司老板节目制片人用的手机还是300块钱买的呢,真不晓得这笔钱什么时候能解决,啥时候把我的机房钱结了啊
最近一直在玩开心网,blog荒废的能养蚂蚱了,不过开心网都是实名制,说个八卦当事人都能看到,不爽不爽,还是偷偷的说比较过瘾,yeah!
背景介绍:
之前的公司在6月初倒了,说是倒了,其实是被卖掉了,一个西北大省的卫星频道,经营了6、7年,亏得不行,于是以一个极低的价格把经营权转给了别人。我们这些驻京小喽罗们立刻做鸟兽散,自谋生路。
出场人物:
老L:原驻京办总监,矮胖南方中年男人
L老婆:自称广院播音毕业,自称大肚婆,号称预产期今年3月
老Z:原驻京办制片人,矮胖东北中年谢顶男人
小S:此小S非彼小S,刚毕业西部小姑娘
故事开始了:
就在做鸟兽散的前夕,大家慌乱的自谋出路,老L很仗义的跟我们说,他要成立一个新公司了,还是做电视,有愿意跟着他的,就直接到新公司报道。鉴于这哥们说话一向不贴谱,除了老Z和小S,别人都没放在心里,该找下家的找下家,该回家的回家。
6月初,驻京办终于倒了,老Z和小S直接就转到老L的公司去了,可是,事情突然不对劲了,他俩进了公司才发现,那家公司根本不是老L说的什么影视公司,而是L老婆开的投资顾问公司,L老婆自称董事长,小S就成了董事长助理。(公司一共不到10个人,注册的执照还莫有下来,俺真不知道这个董事长是从哪儿来的)
不过看在人家是朝阳公司,我们已经是鸟兽了,所以有了岸的人说话的神气,跟我肯定是不一样了,俺就灰不溜丢的回家失业去了。虽然期间老Z也问过我,要不要转到那家公司去,幸亏俺意志坚定的认识到,我这辈子除了水星的财,别的钱是赚不来的,就没跟他们趟浑水,现在想想,躲过一劫啊!
2个月过去了,大家也就没什么联系了,不过我还是有些惦记小S,不为别的,就想听点八卦,他当初进公司的时候,L老婆董事长没有跟他谈工资,这傻姑娘都不知道自己值多少,愣头愣脑就把自己卖过去了。那时候我特想知道董事长每个月给他能开多少(因为老L和L老婆超抠门,有一次老L请同事吃饭,吃完了装醉,还是老Z买的单,吃完了饭老L又说去唱歌,半路上跑了,还是老Z结的帐),中间发了几个短信给小S,人家说公司搬到CBD了,但是工资的事情小S不搭话茬。咱想了想,算了,人家是白领了,不上赶着去臊。
就在2个星期前,爆炸性的消息从天而降,幸福来的永远是这么突然。因为事情太复杂了,总结起来有这么几点:
1、2个月来,小S和老Z在L老婆的公司,一分钱的工资都没有拿到,L老婆就是不给。
2、受尽各种屈辱。小S和老Z都是属牛的,L老婆是属猪的,于是L老婆说,今年属牛的克我,你们俩在椅子后面贴上老鼠,能镇着你们俩!
3、公司是假的。公司的营业执照,公章,董事长的名字,全部都是假的,找小作坊办假证那里花钱买的。
4、老Z聪明一世糊涂一时,被L老婆借走2w。
5、老L每天不见人影,当初说的什么影视公司,什么业务不光没下文了,连人都不出现,要是问他,他就说我和我老婆是分开的,互相不管。
老Z和小S决定和L老婆摊牌,给钱还钱,如果你不给我就跟老L谈,L老婆说,行啊,你们周一来拿吧。俩人周一去了,公司人去楼空,P都不剩了……老Z和小S彻底傻眼。
还有一个小八卦,L老婆号称今年3月预产期,到现在8月份了,还挺着肚子呢,预产期算错了也不可能算错小半年吧?L老婆说了,人家怀的是龙种,时间就得长一些。从古至今,我只听说过怀哪吒不是10个月生的,除此之外那么多皇帝还真没有超过1年孕期滴。
老Z和小S算是赔了夫人又折兵,老Z里外里估计赔了有4、5w,一个视财如命的人一下子亏这么多,可别气出个好歹来
别怪我没同情心,当初在他手底下,丫拿着上万的工资,底下人20块钱都克扣。
这几个人能凑在一起,也是极品开会了,抠门对抠门!
内部八卦,严禁转载!
4月底,一个朋友家添新丁了,女孩,白白胖胖。
爹妈爷爷奶奶姥姥姥爷乐坏了,因为孩儿的娘以前做过手术,能怀上很不容易,这么个大胖闺女全家宝贝的不得了。
本来满月的时候就要去看,结果有事情一直耽误到现在,本来想这周末去看望,结果……
小女孩2个月的时候在脖子上面发现一个肿瘤,恶性,晚期,现在已经扩散到全身,原因不明,治疗手段无效……
这个孩子出生的盘里,也许有原因,只是,从我有限的知识里,真的没一眼看出来这是个短命的盘,谁知道是哪里的原因呢?
知道了告诉我~
虽然小孩子是这样的状况,还是希望她能逃过一劫,祝福吧!

先贴过来吧,太长了,慢慢翻,也许翻的不对,凑合吧。
This month holds two big eclipses in a family of signs we haven't seen since 2000 and 2001: Cancer and Capricorn. From this month forward, they will arrive every six months in pairs as a very energetic new moon and full moon. These eclipses will help improve your outlook and your physical health, and they will also bring a few startling changes in your everyday work experience in terms of new assignments, changes in procedure, and shifts in personnel near you. This month's eclipses will be gentle and encouraging, so you'll like what you see and hear.
这个月会有两次星体被蚀,将会成为天体中的标志,这也是自2000到2001年没有出现过的2个星座:巨蟹座和摩羯座。从这个月开始,他们将会碰到每六个月出现一次、成对应关系的活跃新月和满月。这次光体被蚀会提升你的观点和身体健康,同时他们也会带来一些令人吃惊的改变,这些改变将会出现在你日常工作得来的经验,也许会有不一样的人员、工作分配。这个月的蚀对你来说是温和、有帮助的,你会喜欢即将看到和听到的。
Next month, on August 5, we will have a lunar (full moon) eclipse in Aquarius. If you were saying to yourself, "Wow, three eclipses in a row sounds really unusual!" you would be right. It is! Having three eclipses in a row, all two weeks apart, rarely happens, but does when one family of eclipses is ending and a new one is starting up, which is happening now. As said, the new eclipses will emphasize Cancer and Capricorn from now until mid-2011. This all is very interesting because astrologers know eclipses are the harbingers of massive change, and the shifts they bring are usually sudden and unexpected. We are fortunate this time, however, in that these will be gentle ones.
在下个月也就是8月5日,将会有一个满月的月蚀出现在水瓶座,如果你对自己说“哇,3个连续的星体被蚀不寻常。”你是对的。3个蚀,2个星期,发生的几率太低了,但是在这个星体中,一个蚀刚刚结束,另一个就开始了。如同刚刚所说的,这次的蚀的影响力,会从现在直到2011年年中的时候。这事情很有趣,因为占星学家都知道每次的蚀都预示着巨大的变化,通常这些变化都是突然和毫无预兆的。不过很幸运的是这次的影响较为温和。
Of the three, the August 5 eclipse will affect you the most because it will fall in Aquarius and be doubly strong if your birthday falls within five days of February 5. I will discuss your Aquarius eclipse in detail next month, but suffice to say that it's a positive one, too. That eclipse will be the last in a long series of eclipses that have come by every six months in Leo and Aquarius for two years. After next month, there will be no more eclipses in your sign for the coming nine years. After this, in some respects, life will feel calmer and you will be able to plan with a greater sense of security. Financial developments will still need tending for awhile, but even your financial picture will brighten significantly, as soon as in November.
在这三次蚀中,8月5号的这次对水瓶座影响最大,因为这次是直接降临在水瓶座,如果你的生日又恰巧是2月5日前后5天,那么对你的影响则是加倍的。在下个月我会来详细说明水瓶座星蚀,不过这个蚀确实是一个会产生积极影响的事件。在近2年中,星体被蚀将会有一个长期的影响,尤其是从狮子座到水瓶座这半年中。经过下个月以后,在9年内将不会再有星体在你的星座中被蚀。在此之后,在某方面,生活会愈加平静,你也能开始做更有安全感的计划。金融发展还需要一段时间,不过你的财务状况出现关键好转,最快也要在11月。
Actually, when it comes to finances, you have had some of the most extreme aspects of any sign, with good news coming at you one minute and difficult news the next. This month seems to bring far more good news about your financial picture than anything else, so that's a relief. Even though you may see sudden shots of cash that you never expected come to you in July, you won't quite be able to fully relax because Saturn is still acting in a pesky way, and you and I will have to keep an eye on him. After a welcome period of stability from November through March 2010, you will have to keep alert from April to July of 2010 because you may have a sudden jolt or two. By the time you are done with July 2010, you should find it easier to control your finances, and the tough aspects like the ones you've been coping with over the past two years won't return. Keep to a very conservative course and you'll come out on top.
事实上,涉及到财政方面问题时,你已经看到一些极端迹象了,好消息坏小心轮番而来。这个月会带来一些财务状况上的好消息,可以松一口气。即便你会在7月收到一笔意外的小外快,你也不能完全放松,因为土星依然用讨厌的方式活跃着,咱们依然需要密切关注它。度过从11月到2010年3月这个令人愉悦的稳定时期,你也不能因此而放松,因为在2010年4月到7月,你又会碰上1到2个突然波动。经过这些来到2010年7月,你会发现控制财务变得相对容易了,过去两年曾经碰到过得艰难情况不会再出现了。保持一个稳定的做法你会走向顶点。
This month, you may get good financial news on several days. First, watch July 2, when Venus, a planet associated with money (as well as with love and attractiveness), will send Jupiter a wink and a nod, and a bit of cash or a beautiful gift may be yours.
这个月,你会有几天收到财务喜讯。首先在7月2日,当金星,这个与金钱有关的星体(还有爱与吸引),对木星眨了下眼睛又点了下头,一些现金和美丽的礼物就是你的了。
Next watch July 10 when there will be a rare and very celebratory meeting of Jupiter, planet of good fortune, with Neptune, patron of all creative efforts, both in your sign, Aquarius. Neptune also happens to rule your second house of earned income, so with Jupiter shining his light on your salary house, you may see a new source of income come in near this date, or you may get a raise or sell something expensive, such as artwork, the idea for a new digital game, or any other innovative creation. If you work in a creative field, you certainly will be at the right place at the right time. What makes this so delicious is that you won't see any of this coming, so it will be a nice surprise.
再来看7月10日,在这一天会有一个兴高采烈的会面,木星,幸运之星,
Another outstanding time for financial talks will include all the days spanning July 16 through July 20. That's fantastic! In that period you will have Mercury in loving trine aspect to Uranus (July 16), the mighty Sun in divine angle to Uranus (July 18, one of your best days of the month), and Mercury in perfect angle to Mars (July 20). It doesn't matter which day you choose to have a meeting - these will all be four-star days. Some sort of middleman, such as an agent, lawyer, representative, or broker may be very instrumental to your sudden luck.
We got a little sidetracked with the topic of money, but because the news is so very good, I couldn't wait to tell you all I had to say about that! Now, let's go back to the discussion of the new family of eclipses in Cancer and Capricorn. They will herald a new long-range trend that is just starting up and will be in place over the coming two years, so let's get into a discussion about them now.
The first eclipse will arrive on July 7 in the form of a full moon lunar eclipse. This one is in Capricorn at 15 degrees and will light your twelfth house of intuition and behind-the-scenes activities. There are many ways this eclipse may deliver news, so let's look at all of them.
One way is that you may be planning a surprise for someone close to you that you will be ready to reveal within five days of this date, July 7. The fact that this is an eclipse means something important is going on at the time, so the news or surprise you have would be a considerable one.
If you feel a little run down (possible) this full moon will give you a chance to beg off activities for a while and recharge your batteries. If you feel a little tired, why fight it? Give in to rest. If you have a vacation day or two to take, treat yourself to some extra sleep and a more leisurely schedule.
If you are fine, it's possible a female friend or family member will be in the hospital or not feeling well. This is a possible manifestation of this eclipse, and if this should occur, you'll want to come see this person to find out if you can lend a hand and offer your brand of cheer. It's always a good idea to keep your schedule flexible near eclipses, because news from the outside, unrelated to anything you've been doing, usually comes up.
Your mental health will also be highlighted at this eclipse. If you have any concern you feel would be good to talk over with a therapist or coach, schedule an appointment for just after this eclipse July 7. You had a new moon in the very same area of the chart last month, a very rare situation, so you may have already started the process of sharing your feelings with a professional who is qualified to help you. If so, you will now feel more comfortable with that counselor, and you will be able to get closer to the answer.
In many ways, the July 7 eclipse will help you go underground for a while to think over what comes next in your life. You've been in active mode, but now you need to stop and let others catch up to you. Let some of those plans take root - you've done enough for now. While you wait, the July 7 eclipse will help you transition to a more strategic mode. You need to prepare now for your next big push forward, which will take place from mid-October to mid-January 2010.
Why did I choose mid-October to mid-January 2010? Let me explain. Jupiter, the giver of gifts and luck, is touring Aquarius now, for the first time in 12 years. This is very fortunate for you, but Jupiter just went retrograde on June 14 and will stay in sleepy orbit until October 13. A retrograde planet works at a weaker, reduced level. For business projects, you need Jupiter to be moving in a strong, fast orbit, and not retrograde, because Jupiter rules profit and expansion. By mid-October you will have Jupiter just the way you want him to be.
So this month, the July 7 eclipse in Capricorn will urge you to survey all you have done so far this year and decide what, if any, corrections are necessary to make your plans better or more realistic. An eclipse in Capricorn will always emphasize the need to be objective, earthy, and practical. Aim to have your major plans set to launch in mid-October when Jupiter will turn back to direct speed and help you on a more powerful level. Jupiter will stay in Aquarius until January 17, 2010, which is why I mentioned mid-October to mid-January as being your best time to launch a new endeavor, project, or relationship that is very dear to your heart.
This will be a gentle eclipse on July 7. The moon will reach out to Saturn, plant of stability, now going though your eighth house of other people's money, so you may find a way to improve or stabilize your finances.
Mars will also receive a golden beam from Uranus at this lunar eclipse, so you may get surprising news about money due you near July 7, and if so, it will come straight out of the blue. Also, expect any matter having to do with your home, other property, or a family member (with stronger emphasis on your mother) to bring upbeat and comforting news. If this is not true immediately, it should become so in time. All things considered, this eclipse should bring more money to your pocket and that's always welcome news!
The second eclipse on July 21 will be a solar new moon eclipse and will open a path in your sixth house - that sector governs several areas of your life: health, everyday work habits, projects, and your workaday experience, among other things. Let's have a look.
First, the theme of being healthy will again be underscored. This time, however, you'll have a remarkable chance to increase your health, stamina, and fortitude to a new level in time, and it doesn't matter one bit where you happen to be now. For example, if you've been working out all along, you can now zero in on a new exercise method or take up a new sport or class that you get really excited about and that makes you feel better than you ever thought possible.
If you've been ill or injured, you will have a chance to see more rapid progress than you've seen so far, perhaps because of new treatment, physical therapy, or through other steps you and your doctor are taking. Watch what happens in the months to come - you'll like what you see. Last month you had a very strong new moon in this same sixth house of health, but now a solar eclipse will take over and send you a blast of incredibly strong energy that you can harness to your advantage. If you are not sure that your present doctor has the right understanding of your condition, by all means get another opinion - it may prove to be an eye opener. If you are enthusiastic about your doctor, he or she may prescribe new things you can do to feel better.
If you are healthy but sheepishly admit you've been doing things that are not good for your health, this solar eclipse will allow you to turn over a new leaf. There is nothing as powerful as a benefic solar eclipse, and that's precisely what you have now. With such strong help, dear Aquarius, it would be a shame not to use it to the max. Do something that's been hard to achieve, such as to get on a regular workout schedule or lose just a few pounds.
This same new moon eclipse may bring some startling changes on the work front. A co-worker (most likely female) may quit, or even be asked to leave due to a downsizing by the company - and if so, you may miss her. (You seem safe, so don't worry about losing your job - the opposite is true, you'll need to work more!) Often an eclipse will "eclipse out" someone from your everyday life, and in your case it would most likely be a friendly office mate. You will have more work to do now that this person will be leaving, but it seems that you had enjoyed this person, and although someone else who is friendly will someday fill her place, things will be, well, different. Ah, such is life. Knowing this doesn't always make things easier.
With such change due in your office, one client might leave (not necessarily, although perhaps this will happen), but at the same time a much better one may suddenly come in. Business looks to be good, too. That's always nice to hear, and you'll certainly need to be tap dancing quickly. In case you thought this would be a quiet little summer (if you live in the north hemisphere), well, think again! It will get even busier from August 25 to October 16, so you seem to be needed by your boss - try not being on vacation at that time. By mid-October, Jupiter will go direct, so the rest of the fall will be fantastic, too. If you need to catch your breath, do so near July 7, a time when you'll be feeling a little less energetic.
An interesting side benefit of the eclipse will be that you may decide to add a little pet to your household after July 21. This could be great fun, and the little dog or cat that comes to you may come as a gift or as a little stray that decides to choose you to take care of him. Or, it may be that you will choose this little furry creature in a pet shop or animal shelter because you've been thinking of having a new little pet to love. Doesn't matter - this will be a great time to add a pet to your life.
If you already have a pet, in the weeks to come, spend more time together. You may pick up a little toy or treat to surprise your pet, or decide to redo his little bed to make it cozy and inviting for him.
If your pet has not been feeling well, the time after the new moon solar eclipse of July 21 could help you find a veterinarian who can give you the right advice to get him feeling well again, or at the very least, much more comfortable.
This July 21 eclipse will be beautifully angled to Uranus, so no matter how you feel the effects of this eclipse, in terms of all we have talked about - your health, new assignments, and changes at the office, or in regard to a little domestic pet - news should be upbeat and will likely come suddenly and unexpectedly, like lightning! This is one of those rare new moon eclipses that will be positive in every way. Dear Aquarius, while most people will like this eclipse, you will benefit even more because Uranus is your ruling planet, in charge of taking good care of you. With Uranus so friendly, you'll be in fine shape.
There are other happenings in your chart, so let's look at those.
Over the past weeks, Mars has been brightening your home area. You may have decided to fix up your home, either in terms of maintenance or improvements. Good idea. Or, you may have decided recently to move house or sell your house. No matter what you want to do, whether the goal is large or small, you still have to do more home-related improvements in July, but you must hurry. Mars will leave your house of home on July 11, and after that, you won't have the help you have now from this energetic planet.
Moreover, you will likely become distracted with other things after July 11. Although you may assume you will want to keep focused on your home, property, or family related-plan, it won't be as easy for you to see the rapid progress you have become accustomed to seeing.
When Mars does move on, it will enter Gemini, a gorgeous place for it to be, for Mars will be in a fellow air sign like yours (this is a good thing) and will start to light your house of true love. This is the first time in two years that Mars has had time to help you in matters of love and romance, and you may be laughing and saying, "Wow, it's about time!" I agree! You see why I doubt you'll want to paint the living room or clean out closets after July 11? You'll be too busy with a packed social life! Dear Aquarius, are you starting to see what I see? I bet you are! It doesn't matter if you are single, dating, or committed, every Aquarian will have more fun. Your glorious period will last from July 11 to August 25.
You really are going to be lucky, for Venus will also be in Gemini and travel along with Mars. While I wish they were orbiting closer to one another, for it would make them even more powerful, just having both Mars and Venus together in the same house of love is rare and quite spectacular in its own right!
There are so many days when love and romance will be beautiful for you! First, note July 1 and 2 when Venus will be winking at Uranus - those who are single will like this vibration quite bit!
Watch Tuesday, July 7, when your magnetism will be very high, thanks to Mars' beam to Uranus.
Friday, July 10, will be magically romantic, a perfect date night for candlelight, music, flowers, and glamour - the works!
Your four-star weekend will fall on July 18 and 19 (and start as early as Friday, July 17), thanks to a bewitching vibe between the Sun and Uranus. If you find out you are traveling a short distance, then all the better, for Mercury will be sending his blessings your way for that quick trip.
Lastly, lucky you, Venus will be working double time for you on Monday, July 27, and Tuesday, July 28. Venus will blow kisses to Jupiter on the first date and on the latter one, July 28, to Neptune. These are exceedingly glamorous vibrations!
As you see, you have a very full month! Keep in mind that having Jupiter in your sign is one of the very best astrological configurations possible for finding new love. Even though Jupiter is retrograde, I want you to be out and about, circulating, if you are single. This is your year - the year with the power to change everything in the coming years. If you want to meet your one true love, it looks like that person wants to meet you, too!
If you are attached, the dates listed will be yours to enjoy, too. Next month is shaping up as a terrific one for those who are attached, and so is the fall. Everyone of all marital statuses will benefit!
Most romantic dates: July 1, 2 7, 10, 16-20, 22, 25-26, 28, and 30.
Summary
You won't find a shortage of work this month, and considering the economy, that's good news. Whether you work for others or yourself, your services will be in demand and you'll find yourself at the right place at the right time. This will be proven true all month, but especially so just after the solar eclipse July 21. At that time you may find a new job, similar to the one you've been doing in the past, or pick up a new assignment with generous compensation.
Creative ideas will get solid support if presented July 10, thanks to a divine interplay of Jupiter (money) and Neptune (inspiration), both in Aquarius.
Early in the month, if you need to make a home-related change or improvement, act in July's first ten days. Romance will glow from mid-July through the end of August, so you have a sizzling summer in store. Look your best on July 16-18 when your charisma will be hitting an all-time high.
Dates to note:
Near July 7, your psychic powers will be unusually high. You may uncover a clue to something you've found mysterious, and when you do, you'll have an epiphany. Dreams may be very vivid at this time, too.
Finish up a home-related project by July 10, if possible, when matters related to real estate, furnishings, and other trades would shine. You may get a tip or special bargain on July 7 - stay alert.
Romantically, July could be one of your best months. Venus and Mars will tour your house of true love, giving you a double dip of romantic luck.
Venus will tour Gemini from July 5-30. Not only will this be great for love, but also for stocking up on fashionable new things to wear. Choose a new fragrance, makeup, and lingerie, too.
Mars will tour Gemini from July 12 to August 25 to treat you to a wow of a romantic summer.
Jupiter's meeting with Neptune - considered very rare - will expand your mind and bring on a cascade of ideas.
Surprise money should find its way to your door on July 17.
A new work assignment or other project may cause your spirits to soar from July 22 onward, thanks to the solar eclipse.
Most romantic dates: July 1, 2 7, 10, 16-20, 22, 25-26, 28, and 30.
一月
二月
三月
四月
五月
六月
七月
八月
九月
十月
十一
十二
好了,俺尽力了~
亲爱的小妮同学,很抱歉我还没有交作业,但这不是我主观意愿所导致的,话说,小喷同学悄声无息的走了,来了一个轰轰烈烈的小举同学,从此我们就陷入了会议的海洋,每天除了赶工期,还要不定期的开几个小时的会,导致我们办公室所有人的生物钟一下子全乱了,小举同学从去年12月30日入职到现在,我很负责任的说,每天都有会。
虽然是客观原因造成了拖延,但是俺也是有错滴,所以这周末俺一定按时交作业,再给我2天喘气的时间,现在脑子都是晕晕的,就是抽了牌出来,估计跟你的关系也不大,哈,是吧……
就这样吧,俺继续吐血去了~
本来今年想逃的,但是从11月份开始,就有同学不断地提醒我,让我想假装失忆都没戏,既然跑不了,那我就争取个主动吧。
2009年1月1日-------------2009年1月7日
二选一
1、和去年一样,塔罗运势
2、盘主星,但是资料要正确,资料不正确导致盘主星弄错了,责任自负哈~!
背景资料:
塔罗运势的规则嘛,参看去年。盘主星嘛,很重要,增强盘主星的能量,可以令盘主顺遂很多,所以一般作为基础措施,都可以通过增强盘主星的能量,来提升运气。
够明白了不?
财运
一月
二月
三月
四月
五月
六月
七月
八月
九月
十月
十一
十二
张同学,我是一张一张抽的牌哦,不是一次抽几张出来,够诚意了哇?
这2天实在过的憋屈。
周一,今天,一大早就让我非常的郁闷。
雷劈一:
话说我旁边来了个新同事,打扮非常同学,脸非常的不同学,一问,得知人家比我小3岁,不过别人都没看出来,我也没看出来。
话说这位同学也确实与众不同,非常值得单开一贴八一八。
花开两多个表一枝,今儿只说早上在电梯不期而遇(咋又是电梯呢,出镜率太高了)。
他说,我过敏了,满身都是红点点。
我表示同情,好可怜。
他为了表示真的可怜,把领口拉底拉底再拉底,良心话,我真的快看到肚脐眼了,可是中间一马平川的很……
问题是,旁边还有不认识的、别的公司的、男生,不止一个……
该用什么形容词呢?豪放?弱智?天真?
神经病……
但是,事情如果就这么完了,是根本不值得上八卦门的,紧接着,他又来了……
进了办公室,他为了再次表示真的很严重,于是,拉开了衣服的下襟。
这次我终于看到肚脐眼了。
和我一起看到的,还有另外3个男同事……
罪过罪过……
雷劈二:
新的素材终于来了,我选的素材真给面子,来了俩。
我兴冲冲跑去上素材。
一切一切都顺利,只除了……
素材跟稿子一点都对不上!
MD,我要的是1月份的,他给7月份的;我要的2月份的,他给12月份的!
xx台是不是真的要拼到这种程度?老子得罪你了还是灭你满门了?MD
虽然说天生就有很多人方向感不好,但是中外历史上还真莫有看到过打仗跑错方向滴。
不过我滴历史不好,如果有跑错方向滴,告诉我哈。
你看人家良牙,虽然是个路痴,决斗的时候跑错方向,可是人家多有毅力,坚持要跑到决斗地点才开打,可没有在路上随便抓人乱K发泄。
所以就是来踢馆,也要有职业道德。
不过啊,如果说是不敢去决斗,就跑到邻居家叽叽歪歪砸花砸草,这就是人品太低贱了哦~
小盆友,这样不好
你要当个有崇高理想的人
你要当个脱离了低级趣味的人
你要对得起提供你食物的农民伯伯
你要对得起打扫你大便的卫生队叔叔阿姨
如果真的找不到门,现在不光有地图,还有GPRS,还有110,随便弄一个就好了嘛。
知道了不?
乖哈!
事情的起因是这样的……(老梗了,我知道,凑合看吧,总比高贵的茶壶同学的老梗用的次数少)
继我再就业以后,终于有工资卡了,于是中午的时候,我被公司财务吆喝着跑了半个北京城去办工资卡。
银行人不多,于是我和财务分头行动,我去办卡,他去办事。
当我办完卡以后,财务大哥的事情还没办完,我就坐在他旁边的位子上等,囧槑的对话如下。
财:我送你挂历吧(挂历的梗下面讲)
银:啊?
财:送你几本,是我们电视台的,你要是不喜欢还能拿去送人。
银:啊?
财:我们是xx台驻北京办事处。
银:哦,那……你们有明星签名么?
财:啊?我们是做电视节目的。
银:啊?
财:你想拍电视吗?(指旁边发呆的我)他是我们责编(我猜他不懂啥叫责编,就扣在我这个没转正刚办工资卡的倒霉娃头上)。
银:哦。
财:他以前是xx台的。
我……找地缝,钻进去……
我的脸,华丽的丢在了大理石地面上。
果然站在旁边都能惹来雷,我 难道 真的 是 传说中 的 避雷针 吗?
方园5公里以内的雷,都要从俺这BH的硬身板上过路?
番外篇
挂历,若干年没有出现在我视线中的东东,今天HLL的登场了,办公室每人一本,摄影师是俺们省宣传部的头头儿,嗯,拍摄的很好很强大。
事情的起因是这样的……(老梗了,我知道,凑合看吧,总比高贵的茶壶同学的老梗用的次数少)
继我再就业以后,终于有工资卡了,于是中午的时候,我被公司财务吆喝着跑了半个北京城去办工资卡。
银行人不多,于是我和财务分头行动,我去办卡,他去办事。
当我办完卡以后,财务大哥的事情还没办完,我就坐在他旁边的位子上等,囧槑的对话如下。
财:我送你挂历吧(挂历的梗下面讲)
银:啊?
财:送你几本,是我们电视台的,你要是不喜欢还能拿去送人。
银:啊?
财:我们是xx台驻北京办事处。
银:哦,那……你们有明星签名么?
财:啊?我们是做电视节目的。
银:啊?
财:你想拍电视吗?(指旁边发呆的我)他是我们责编(我猜他不懂啥叫责编,就扣在我这个没转正刚办工资卡的倒霉娃头上)。
银:哦。
财:他以前是xx台的。
我……找地缝,钻进去……
我的脸,华丽的丢在了大理石地面上。
果然站在旁边都能惹来雷,我 难道 真的 是 传说中 的 避雷针 吗?
方园5公里以内的雷,都要从俺这BH的硬身板上过路?
番外篇
挂历,若干年没有出现在我视线中的东东,今天HLL的登场了,办公室每人一本,摄影师是俺们省宣传部的头头儿,嗯,拍摄的很好很强大。
唉,本来说今天要写鸭子与冰棒的,可是真是莫心情啊。
我要消极怠工!
不爽的心情来自昨天的同学聚会,我是一个非常没有同学爱的人,从小到大超过一百个同学,真正还有联络的,只有1个。
我不喜欢同学,更加不喜欢同学聚会,而昨天的聚会,完全是被迫的。
让我不爽的,是态度。
事件一
我在发短信给资深粉红美少女,某人突然探过头来看我的短信内容,我很快的把手机拿开,他很不开心。
然后又发生了2次这样的事。
我只想说,嫁不出去,是有道理的!
事件二
我虽然没有加入高贵的茶壶同学的外貌协会,
但是,
我真的无法接受,穿绣花牛仔裤,和,戴珍珠项链,和,大浓妆,和,眼袋皱纹鱼尾纹那么的明显。
我也无法接受头发几天不洗,发梢翘的那么明显。
更无法接受,短粗,分岔,漆黑的眼线。
还有,在港式茶餐厅里面大声地说:
太甜太腻了,应该加点醋和酱油。
事件三
问:你在做电视剧,找我去当演员吧。
答:我没有做剧了。
问:那你在做什么?
答:在做电视栏目。
问:你去做那些吃喝玩乐旅游的栏目吧,让我去。
答:这么好的事儿我还没地方找呢。
问题在于,你要做的这2行,对外貌都有挑剔度,麻烦您先减掉最少100斤,麻烦您先去整下容,再麻烦您把头发洗洗,发梢真的翘的太明显了。
事件三
还是楼上那位,单身。
问:你还没解决个人问题呢?
答:没,总得找一个差不多的过日子,不能将就。
问:你的要求是什么?
答:首先人品要好,我是一个踏踏实实过日子的人,所以得要好的人品,再来得有点经济基础吧,房子肯定得有,还的能看对眼。
不问了,问题同上……
我写的blog,只与他俩有关。
不要再来自取其辱!
虽然之前就听说了,我和某人的blog地址在厕所的名单上,但是,这根写blog的人无关。
就好象我认识胡帅帅,可是他不认识我一样。
一年多前,某人因为一碗面莫名其妙的出局,但是我,压根儿就没有赶上过。
厕所的是是非非,都是小人作祟,从风水上说,小人之地,是小人养起来的。
啥?风水学上没这个说法?且,你就当有这个说法呗。
从来我的态度就是不闻不问,只要别惹到我,或者跟我有关的那些个人。
我是护短的,非常,极度,超级。
而且,我是个混人,一向!
也许一年过去了,被迫扯入的人已经能够平静面对,但是,我这个好战分子,从不拒绝任何一场战争。
有时候别人不来惹我,我都要跳出去惹事。
何况,送上门来的挑衅。
更何况,是我耿耿于怀没有赶上的衅。
再何况,那场曾经的战争,打到了他俩。
惹到他俩的人,死不足惜!
不要以为平静一段时间后,大家能够相逢一笑泯恩仇。
错!
你不配!
我其实从来不在意不认识的人给我的留言,所以我从来不删那些留言。
因为从来没看到过。
但是,他俩有看到。
所以,再来惹,就不要后悔!
说是扫腿堂,其实是美化了,原名是“贱人三人组”。可是没有人愿意承认自己是贱人,所以公投的结果一直是贱人二人组及xxx,这个xxx有时候是高贵美少年,有时候是无敌美少女,等等。后来我还曾经想过,要不然就叫1个贱人和2个不要脸,但是没敢说出口。
扫腿堂只有三个人,高贵的茶壶同学,资深粉红美少女,和我。
我,无敌贱贱一枚,高贵的茶壶同学说,我是“光的集合”,说话间杀人于无形,扫倒一片,资深粉红美少女说,你丫嘴太贱了。所以,靠着我一等的水星,来记录高贵的茶壶同学,和资深粉红美少女的无敌事件,是顺应天意的。
扫腿堂,八卦门下一个分堂,八卦门有很多分支,例如罐罐帮,帮主是资深粉红美少女,而高贵的茶壶同学掌管着很多不同部分,例如外貌协会,他是会长,例如路遇丑人几率递增中心,他是中心主任,还有天才演员组织,洗胃经验交流会,怨妇缠身门,铁丝网物理分析科,等等等。扫腿堂,是我的~yeah!
八卦门,是一个神秘组织,神秘到没有人发现过,神秘到我们仨在八卦的时候都没有意识到这是八卦,深入骨髓,灵魂深处,就是这样吧。
八卦门下什么都会发生,扫腿堂里,记录着各种秘密档案,想看吗?交茶水钱先
抽牌 Rank
剑8- 20
杯5- 23
币9+ 20
杯3- 26*
相信塔罗,没错的
('.')~~ 说:
将熊,熊一窝……
('.')~~ 说:
兵就是不熊,给傻子将带了
('.')~~ 说:
也就熊了……
事情的起源,源自我又再就业了。
不仅仅是我,与我同时再就业的,还有3个人,但是,第一天跑了1个,于是,只剩下了我俩。
我是一个小兵,他是一个主编,都是实习的。
但是我宁愿叫他喷饭。
那是因为我们第一个月同在食堂吃饭的时候,他对着我喷过2次。第一次喷到了我的手上,第二次喷到了我的饭上,幸好是已经吃完了,是剩饭。
于是,他叫喷饭。
主编有2个,一个是直升飞机,而喷饭,是空降部队。
一般来说,空降部队是没有群众基础的,所以聪明的空降部队都要先来洒血买人缘,可是喷饭很有性格,他没有。
他只喷了饭。
主编的工作是改稿子,小兵写的稿子要经过主编的手,改好了,打分,签名,交给制片人,制片人认可以后才能进入实质性工作内容,制片人不认可,打回重写。
于是,喷饭开始了他的“将熊”生涯。
事件一
受害人:我
喷饭第一天走马上任,就赶上我的稿子了,一个极其无聊的题材,让我写得非常的恶心煽情。
几个小时候,喷饭召唤我:这一段改到后面去,符合逻辑。
好,改好了,还有问题么?
没有了。
可是主编,我觉得我的文字太不口语了,您能帮忙改改吗?
还行。打分25(注:满分30)
那我交给制片人了。
嗯。
于是我屁颠屁颠的给制片人拿去了。
几个小时以后,制片人召唤我:我一个字一个字给你改到这里,实在改不下去了,接下来你自己改吧(吐血状)
于是我臊么搭眼的把稿子拿回来了。
稿子几乎重写。
面对制片人那深陷的双眼,心有愧疚啊。
喷饭,你真的只会喷饭么?你的智慧呢?
事件二
受害人:某男,及我
某男的片子周一播,我的周二,于是,之前的周五要录出来。
周五。
某男召唤我:我的稿子还没有出来,你先录。
好。
我录完了,召唤某男:该你了。
某男:我的稿子被毙了。
我一阵头晕目眩,某男的稿子这次是喷饭负责指导,难道某男要再踏上我的老路吗?
还没有等我清醒,直升飞机主编召唤我:你的播出时间要改到周一,因为某男的稿子毙了,你……周末要加个班。
我欲哭无泪,怒大的眼泪含在小眼睛中打转,屈辱的点了点头。
在忙乱崩溃中,我的片子总算结案了。
今天早上,电梯前。
我和喷饭不期而遇等电梯。
我为了避免尴尬没话找话:某男的稿子过了吗?周三播今天肯定要录棚了啊?
喷饭:嗯,过了。
Me:这次稿子真是辛苦啊,改了很久。(单纯的感慨,两个大男人折腾了4天,可怜的稿子啊)
喷饭:人都需要有一个成长提高的过程,(某男)这是也没办法的事。
Me……无语……
不知道该用什么来形容这个怪异的事情,和这个 喷饭。
可怜的、被蹂躏4天的稿子,可怜的、被带进沟里的某男,可怜的、加班了的我,这一切好像都跟他没有关系。我不是要他有羞愧感,可是,也不要这么置身事外,反正我的稿子是真的不想再给他看了,看了也白看,浪费。
从昨天开始就被一个邻居骚扰,烦到不行了,到现在已经30个小时了,说实话我不明白问题的结症到底在哪里,说白了,借东西,要一个愿打一个愿挨,我不愿意借,你就是每天10个电话,跑我家里来堵人,请第三人来扯谎,都是没有用的。既然我曾经借给过你,就不在乎你到底要怎么用,只要别毁别弄坏了。但是你开始找各种奇怪的理由来借,这些理由随便说给人听,都会笑掉大牙的,不仅如此,你还因为我们自己不经常使用,自动自发的把这件东西归在你可以随时使用的范围内,就太高估你自己了。我是个爆雷子不好说话,就来欺负我家猪头,真是觉得大家智商都没你好是吧,不要脸到这种程度,我都不好意思归结在你那三星白羊上了。
跟我家猪头还有那两个十三点讨论过以后,我还是不明白他的出发点在那里,但是我深信他不会就这么轻易放手,还会过来烦,那我也就别怕麻烦,来调查一下这件事好了。
证据一:
他在个人页面做的题
证据二:
他 VS. 同居人
这两份证据,雷的我风中凌乱,这样的两个人,还能出现感情问题(知道他俩事情的人,都有同感吧?),而他苦苦纠缠30个小时,不惜说谎,请说客,绑架猪头,居然就是为了去给那个人献殷勤,且不说他的做法已经让我作呕了,就算他用的是正当手段,用在这个上面,老子也是不会答应的。
不过也难怪,顽固型生理缺陷的人,也只能用物质去买所谓的感情,心理安慰到自我欺骗,这样的人,已经不配蹬我家门了。
突然发现下午我有抽一套牌,问题:这个人的状况
又要到生日了,可能是因为现在所处的太返是凶星为主,生日后的太返是吉星照耀,在这么一个大起大落的交运期,深陷在各种政治斗争中,遇到了3组,无一例外的是高层斗争,巧的是对立双方都是一男一女
第一组:
制片人(女) VS. 总编导(男)
实在是典型的国家机关内部斗争,制片人只是在项目中最大,对总编导实行了很大的权力,但是,总编导在台里的职位,却是制片人的领导,两个人平时说话都会毫不掩饰的互相对攻,空气中总是有电火花飞过,所以出现下面这样的牌面,实在是装光啊。
第二组:
公司老总(女) VS. 制片人(男)
我生平最怕兼任主持人的制片人,在拍摄的时候,根本就是太后/太皇制,不仅节目内容要审核,镜头拍出来如果不美,也是要重新拍的,这样的人例如胡紫微,文燕,高燕……数不胜数,这个女老总更加厉害,不是制片人而是公司的大头儿,制片人明显被压制的要反抗了,趁着最近女老总的形式不大稳,有夺权的意思,可惜出现下面的牌面,早晚是要起义失败的。
第三组:
副总(女) VS. 主编(男)
一个说话很利索,办事有效率的女人,虽然外表不是很出众,但是一旦接触起来,给人的感觉很利索,副总对主编极度不满,前后不过30分钟的谈话中,就多次抱怨主编的性格和能力有问题。男主编号称是传媒大学的老师,实在是没有为人师表的风范,虽然现在很多知识分子都已经沦落为小知识分子了,但是胸襟气度这么狭小的,也是难得一见,和主编谈话中,明显感觉出没有实际经验,却句句针对副总,女副总听到却假装没有听到的反应,让我有点吃惊,不晓得这是他的风度,还是转过头去私下报复,反正他们这组的斗争,是名列第一的。
回头想想,每年的交运期好像都很壮观,唯一的区别只是每年的主题不一样,去年是躲避极品,今年是陷入政治门,事实证明,我生来命带口舌,不是随便说说的。
The Age of Innocence
“当帆船航过灯标时 ,我若回首,那么我就会来找你了,纽伦。 ”
“那一刻,我看到她回头了。”

本位-现在,固定-未来(与命理预测有关),变动-过去
本位星座:国有四维,支柱,风风火火,冲锋,巨大转变,魄力,主动,有主见,支配效果(政府官员),转换(翻译,DNA改造),火具有转变的特征
固定星座:内敛,能量向内集中,持久力(拖拖拉拉很久,乌龟),金牛-守财,狮子-统治支配,天蝎-收集,水瓶-智慧凝聚无力星座
变动星座:双体星座,断断续续连绵不绝,无方向存在,将数量加倍化,作乱时毫无反省力
四元素:
火-熟变性 苦 东
土-物质,怕死 南
风-智慧 西方 又湿又热
水-感情,倍化 北 哑巴星座 咸 多产星座(多胞胎,多情人,多老公老婆……)
阴性星座-吸引 阳性星座-主动出击
四脚兽星座(5):与交通业,商业,建筑,航运有关。一半声音
人形星座:声音大,犀利,口舌灾
野性星座:狮子蝎子射手后半,看天吃饭
不孕孤寡,狮子-太阳-无法接近,双子处女-水星-中性,无性别特征
白羊:阳火东方,short ascension-弯曲的-四肢易损伤,高度矮-与长短有关,正义。春分=秤子,甘甜,身高中等,大眼长脸卷发,腿脆弱脾气火爆。月福落-皮肤不好,斑,痘痘,粗糙。头,脸,眼,睫毛,耳朵。太阳19度擢升。10-脸,肤色偏黄。20-脸稍黑,脾气不好,来得快去得快。30-偏黄,离群索居。
金牛:阴土夜晚星,short,甜带刺鼻,绿色,白色,身材挺拔,长脸,脖子短,宽额头,卷毛,慢吞吞,表达能力有问题,淫荡的星座。脖子,喉咙。10-脸短厚嘴唇,大眼睛,性器官附近有痣。20-脸圆胸稍宽。30-优良体态,相貌上佳。
双子:西南方,short,血液,甜,动脉血,肩膀手臂,血液病。外表优良表达力好。10-体态优良,头or双颊有胎记,酒窝。20-稍矮,肤色稍深。30-脸窄,眼睛小,常说谎。
巨蟹:晚上星,正北,酸咸,白色灰白,四肢粗壮,额头大。10-体态优良,眉毛连在一起,肩宽。20-脸色红润,无胡须。30-矮胖,眉毛浓厚。胸部胸腔,胃,软肋,胰,肺。long。
狮子:东北方,long,苦味,黄色,太阳色/系,相貌好,优良,发色淡,偏黄,眼睛锐利,勇气,脾气不好,积极的外表,聪明智慧,喜欢性,慷慨,勇于冒险,固执。心脏,动脉,背、腰上方。10-身体,脸比例好,肤色偏红。20-胸宽,动脉脆弱。30-肤色偏白or红,声音大,朋友and敌人众多。
处女:夜晚星,long,西南,挺拔,纤细,知识分子。腹部,肠子(小肠,十二指肠)。10-好看秀气鼻子漂亮。20-喜欢被褒奖,慷慨。30-聪明有智慧。
秤子:正西方,long,四肢修长,讲话有礼貌,淫荡。腹部到胯下,肾脏,泌尿系统。10-头部易受伤,好看。20-身材好,动脉脆弱。30-身材好,眼睛易受伤。
蝎子:夜晚星,long,东北方,红色,咸,肤色黑,毛发浓密,眼睛小,四肢修长,走路快,肩宽。淫荡。性器官,眼睛受伤,与癌症有关。10-体态优良,头有疤。20-性器官、后背有痣。30-稍矮,眼睛不好看,歪。
射手:long,挺拔,四肢粗,积极,正面,东南方。大腿,睾丸,耳垂-身体多出来的部位,软软的。10-挺拔,贵人运好。20-一字眉,胸口有痣。30-个子稍高,眼神锐利,肩开阔。
魔羯:晚上星,short,南方,稍双体特性。湿,尤其后15度,刺鼻,黑,土黄色,头较小,颊丰厚,淫荡喜性。睾丸,膝盖,软骨,骨刺。10-纤细,胸宽。20-鼻子长,脾气不好。30-睾丸有痣,易淫荡。
水瓶:白天星,short,西北,甜,绿,个子不高,头大,双腿不一样(粗,长)。小腿,脚踝,视力受损。10-胸口or左腿有痣。20-个子高,上背有痣。30-个子矮,体态外貌佳,淫荡。
双鱼:夜晚星,short,西北,红,咸,肤色白,眼白少,瞳孔大。脚趾头,皮肤病。10-体态优良,腿or上背有痣。20-矮,竞争心强。30-肤色黄,眼睛好看。
人形星座:双子处女秤子水瓶
xx说:
路人之前形容过某人的个性,说他给人感觉是 冷峻 我觉得这个词形容得挺到位的
xx说:
觉得这个娃和人不亲,好像个冰坨子
陌 说:
靠,人家形容的那么好听,你tmd形容我就是狼崽仔
xx说:
………………………………………………
xx说:
人家是处女水,我是双鱼水
xx说:
冠军和倒数第一名的差距就是这样吧
陌 说:
我要去跟某人哭诉
xx说:
还好
xx说:
我形容你狼崽仔 他冰坨子
xx说:
你看,还是压韵的
陌 说:
陌 说:
也就是说你觉得打油诗也是诗,也算阳春白雪啦?
xx说:
然后我是大傻子
陌 说:
这仨字噎的我差点晕过去
xx说:
狼崽仔 冰坨子 大傻子
xx说:
你的还最好听
陌 说:
恭喜你,终于成功的把我快噎死了
xx说:
我会继续努力的
Triplicity
D-日 N-月
candent:3,6,8,9,12
trouble:6,8,12
提升:2,5,8,11,角宫
相位,宫位,凶星吉星,定位星,candent
日/月,Triplicity,福点
福点:是否有作用。1,顺数10个。2,同星座。加持
补:
calculate->arabic parts
1,福点
2,sun spirit 和 定位星
3,10宫 nobility 和 定位星
加持
光体,Triplicity 60%-70% 福点,sun spirit 30%-40%
光体 先天 Triplicity 后运
1,福点与角宫吉星相位得到保佑(金,木,60/120的太阳)
2,福点与主宰星的关系(落点term,exaltation,triplicity,terms),与光体(除180)都为吉位
1、
9-2 +
3-8 -
2.5X12=上升星座同元素
2、Setting->calculation Setting->harmonics 1->13
D 太阳所落->同元素->隔一个(第三个)->隔一个
N 太阳所落->对面的星座
三个里面对应上升星座
P.S:个人收藏,看不懂的表问哈!
去了以后会咋样呢……



世界(正) 杯侍(正) 杯八(逆)
硬美女到这家公司以后的情况



杖六(正) 幣后(正) 幣八(逆)



恭喜你又大了一岁哈

表怪我最近塔罗的太勤,我喜欢看图说话。
终于暂时躲过了老张的培训危机,今天又来电话要做分镜脚本,给一本书,反正拉拉杂杂的听了个大概。
结果……



幣侍(正) 杯二(逆) 月亮(逆)
说的事情已经拖了很久没有消息了,几次接触来看,虽然不能说是骗子,但也有些问题,虚荣。很想知道他说的电影事情结果如何。



皇后(正) 幣侍(逆) 幣二(正)
今天这个突然的电话,实在不想打乱已经安排好的计划,于是拒绝了,顺便也想知道下今天的事情到底是个啥样的事情。



杯五(正) 惡魔(正) 杯二(逆)
几个月没有出现的骗子,突然来了消息,又是一通的忽悠,一样的路数毫无变化,想知道这次他说的事情结果会如何。



杖一(逆) 皇帝(逆) 杖十(正)
现在开始好奇他打电话给我的目的,是真的想喊我去干活,还是别有目的?



劍十(逆) 杖九(正) 劍六(正)
感谢糙米猪友情赞助摆盘
Me:蒜要切成末待用,我切……
糙米猪:慢!蒜要先拍,拍过以后蒜里的大蒜素才能出来,只切是没有用的,而且拍一下蒜皮更容易剥下……
Me:闭嘴!
“啪”
……………………
糙米猪:这堆泥是什么?
Me:拍过的蒜,怎么?
…………
糙米猪:菜里有蒜皮我也能吃。
Tips:拍蒜第一下要轻拍,然后剥下蒜皮,再拍,再切。第一下拍的太使劲,蒜变成泥,蒜皮反而极难剥下。惨痛教训,切记切记!
在糙米猪的指导下,我的首次卤肉饭秀终于以成功告终,为了怕忘记,赶紧先把步骤和材料写下来,照片要看的话明天再说。
材料:肥肉馅 1把,瘦肉馅 2把,菇(正宗的是香菇,糙米猪讨厌香菇只好换成双孢菇) 一盒,胡萝卜 1根,洋葱 0.5头,蒜末 5瓣的量
调料:油,五香粉,酱油,冰糖,水
步骤:
1、热锅凉油,下肥肉馅,炒至发黄,扒锅别怕别管。
2、放蒜末,炒出香味;放洋葱丁,出香味;放蘑菇丁,1分钟;放瘦肉馅,变色;放胡萝卜丁,1分钟。
3、放五香粉,酱油,根据口味适量。
4、加热开水,没过食材。
5、放冰糖,根据口味适量,我放的比较多,成品出来就有点甜,但是甜的很好吃。
6、小火,加盖,闷1-2个小时,水差不多收干了就能起锅。
P.S:闷的时候可以放俩煮熟的鸡蛋,一起闷,搭配着吃。
7、烫青菜若干,配着吃。
完成
为了我那不定时发神经的月亮,俺又开始挑战厨房了,这一晚上的作品啊……
先来看看由于米太多,而变成大肚汉的寿司卷,米都被挤出来了

真的是放太多米了,旁边都看不见瓤
切成盘的模样,一个字,唉……

顺便一起失败的,还有三明治


俺这亲爱的今年太返,咋到现在还没个动静呢